All in Russian....Все в русском

Вы цыпк на прикладе обезьяны настолько как раз назад о'кей? Огорченно о том я как раз хочу сказать вещество в русском. Нет эта холодная? Да? Я знаю своя довольно холодную. Моя мать розовая корова.Эти зеленые пингвины любимчики моей левой ноздри. Моя левая ноздря, Питер, подобия для того чтобы препятствовать его пингвинам вползти вверх по ему и исследовать. Очень интересная вещь.Паыль моя правая ноздря. Он очень славен но должен очистить его тоннель вне часто потому что он клонит быть пакостн. Он друзья с гом-н Ртом. Г-н Рот любит поговорить много. В действительности, он.Корова очень trusy корова. Она дает нам молоко и мясо и носки. Вы трясете мои носки, га-н Мозоль! Вы пробуете настолько хорошее поднимающее вверх мой приклад! Как вы чувствуете о том комментарии? Вы нравственно.Пожалуйста ответите мой вопрос потому что весь из га-н кассеты коровы хочет спросить вам этот вопрос, очень интересный вопрос деиствительно. Вы знаете чего, влюбленность absouloutley I этотплохие вопросы. Вау. Это несуразно. Я очень странен. И изумительн случайно. Вы не думаете? Я люблю beig случайное своя потеха! Чем я говорил о? Кто вы? Где я? Кто я? Мой мир падает врозь! Вы и до свидания.

The New and Improved White House Website

Since President Obama came to office, he has not only made changes in the 3-D materialistic world but also on the Internet. I look at the White House Website before President Obama was inaugurated and after- just the look of the new website made me think... Is this the right website? But hooray hooray for it was! Instead of videos of the president's dogs touring the White House, there was essays and imformative paragraphs telling what our new president intends to do. I think, and I think there are a lot more people who think this, that this is a much better way to go around making a website. President Obama has remade this website to ithink its absolute best.
Not only did President Obama remake the White House website, but made a website just for his econmic recovery plan. I think this is much much much much more effective than the way conservative republicans would run the Executive Branch(I am entitled to my opinion). They would have kept the website the same way and not even go to the effort of making a whole other website is my prediction. This is why I am happy about President Obama being president

Txting language

Are you struggling to read your texts? Does your text make any sense to you? Well here's you're answer.This is your basic texting glossary (in no particular order)

ttyl-talk to you later
idk- i don't know
ik- i know
lol- laugh out loud
rotfl- rolling on the floor laughing
k- okay
txt- text
ppl- people
thnxs- thank you
u- you
G2G- got to go
brb- be right back
y- why
fyi- for your information





that will get you understanding the txting language.

The 500

I swim. I swim pretty fast, too. And last weekend I had a swim meet. I thought it would be a regular meet like any other, what I always expect. But I wasn't sure about that because this meet, my coach was picking my events, so it wasn't going to be an easy meet, which it wasn't. I didn't find out I was doing the 500 freestyle until that morning in the warm up- that's when she told me. I did my best time in it- 6 minutes, 53 seconds: a drop of 10 seconds from my previous time. Even thought my coach said I am custom buildt for it, the 500 definitely makes me nervous. I was also one of the 4 people to do it on my team! Go Me! In The End, it was fun, but very, very, tiring.

Moleskin Notebooks

AHHH! I love the moleskin notebooks. Just the feel of them makes you want to buy one. They are the best notebooks to have ever graced this earth. They have all types, address books, plain, sketchbooks, gridded, lined, reporter, guides for cities, small journals, everything and anything you want! Try one out! they are awesome and if you like to draw or write, you can fill this up in a second. They are sooooo nice! Here's a link

Digg

Digg is a little like Facebook, a little like Youtube, and a little like a newspaper. Digg is a website where you can see popular topics and funny stories from all over the web. I am using it to promote Mr.Platypus. It's a really cool website. I saw an article about a 11 year old matador who killed 6 bulls! Which is amazing and disturbing. If you check it out, become a member and Digg Mr. Platypus! :) Also, if it says no results found, click where it says front page stories and select all stories.

Los Angeles Metro VS. New York Subway System

The Los Angeles Metro is a small reminder to the Los Angelians of the magnificent New York City Subway system. The bottom line is... the L.A. subway system sucks. I know its is earhquake country, but L.A. Metro should try and get some more above ground trains... at least! There are a grand total of 3 subway lines in Los Angeles. The Red Line, The Gold Line, and The Purple Line. In New York I can think of the F, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, A, C, E, D, M, and a lot more. It seems a mystery why L.A. hasn't increased it's public transportaion. It would be a lot more enviroment friendly. Come on, Los Angeles!!!!!
:)

The Evil Locker

In my gym locker row, there is the locker 666!!!! This locker is mysterious and evil and is said to have the ghouls of the underworld in it. It is evil and that is unquestionable. I feel soooo bad for the person who has that locker or did. I've only looked at it once. Its actually kinda funny that there is a locker 666. And there's a beast inside

Platypuses in Popular culture

On TV, there are shows that you can find with Platypuses as main characters. Such as Phineas and Ferb where these kid's pet platypus- Perry - is a secret agent who battles against his arch enemy, an evil scientist who is out to get this brilliantly funny platypus. This is the most relevant example to Platypuses in Popular culture. And remember to vote platypus in the poll!


(The regular Perry the Platypus)



(Secret Agent Perry)

The Looking Glass Wars

The Looking Glass Wars is a trilogy of books by Frank Beddor. Beddor has only come out with 2 and i have only read the 1st. Even though I Haven't read all of them, The first one is extremely well wrote. It tells of the Princess of Wonderland who's mother and father die when she is seven because her evil Aunt Redd tries to take power of Wonderland. She is suceeful. Now, Alyss, the princess, and her bodygaurd hatter must drop into the pool of tears from which no one is seen again. Will Alyss reclaim her throne? Will she get back to Wonderland? Read the book to find out! (the picture is a map of the Wondernations- see if you can find
1. Boarderland.
2. The Valley of the Mushrooms.
3.The Crystal Mines
4. Redd's Fortress
5.The Volcanic Plains
and lastly,
6.Outerwildbeastia)

Peter the Platypus

(Here's Peter at his home in Tasmania)

Has you have seen below, we welcome a new friend onto the blog... Peter the Platypus! He will be the official mascot for the Platypus Campaign '09. Peter is pro environment. He loves every thing and he himself came up with the campaign slogan.... A vote for Platypus is a vote for Humanity. As you can see, he's a very clever little fellow how like to think up nifty ideas. Also, Peter ran for president in 2008 and won! Only everyone doesn't like the idea of a Platypus being president so the cover it up with President Obama. So right now Peter is in the oval office and doing this mascot thing for us. Thank you Peter!

Vote for me!

Vote for me! Peter the Platypus! I promote a better world for Platypuses! We need help! Vote Platypus!. Peter the Platypus says... a vote for platypus is a vote for humanity.
Don't Forget to vote at platypus VS. lemur!

FM3 Buddha Machine

The FM3 Buddha machine is a small ipod like box that has recorded meditation tracks on it. It has a cool design and has very relaxing tracks to meditate with some incense. The band, FM3 is 2 guys- one from San Diego and the other from China (they are based in China)- who write these loops and finance the Buddha boxes. I think that its a really neat little thing for meditating or just having.... Here's the link- www.fm3buddhamachine.com/site/

Platypus VS. Lemur

A friend and I made a blog decidind which was better... Lemurs or Platypuses. If you've read this blog... you'll now how to answer. To vote go to his blog, Platypus VS. Lemur. Lemurs are the enemy. GO PLATYPUS. GO GO GO! And on the poll, don't vote Duck either. :)

Platypuses GALOR!!!!

LOOK AT ALL THE PLATYPUSES!!!:)
I think that platypuses are the most unusually cute and fun animals to have been graced to this earth. they are funny and cuddly looking and are very pleasing altogether. They are also one of the biggest mysteries in the animal kingdom. They have DNA of of amphibians, reptiles, and mammals. I <3 Platypus!!!!!!!!:) (O_0)

SIC

What is SIC? many people ask... they all wonder.....what does SIC mean? what is it?... well I'll tell you. SIC stands for the Sexy Irish Community. SIC focuses on being weird/funny to get people to really really laugh HARD. This is SIC members goal in life. (I think... don't take my word for it.)SIC has only one follower... I am trying to join myself. My friend who created it is the only one who is in it. I'm going to ask him for an application. My friend who comes up with a whole lot of (including this) of this stuff that is really odd and funny. I will blog about later SIC events. GO SIC! Give me a S! Give me a I! give me a C! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIC!!!!!!! :))

The Platypus's Secret Weapon

Did you know that under that cute duck/beaver/otter thing is a lethal weapon that could kill just about anything? Yes that's right, the Platypus isn't as cute and cuddly as you thought. This guy has a razor sharp venomous nail on his hind legs. Males have them for ever while females shed them at three months so if you wanted a pet Platypus you should get a female (it would still be a bad thing to have a Platypus owner since they're meant to live in the wild). Males use these weapons during mating season... but they are still lethal. They venom could easily kill a cat or dog with one sting! Take a look at this video. Once you get to the link, search platypus and it's the first one.

For people with macs...

For people with macs, there is something funny you can do on pages/word. If you go to system preferences, go to system, speech. For system voice, choose show more voices. Then go back to system voices and choose cellos. Then, check speak selected text when the key is pressed. Then, click on the set key button and press the key(s) that you want. Now you're done with system preferences. Go to pages/word. Type in lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala etc. Then highlight it and press the button that you selected. Enjoy.

Nitrome- a good game site

If you like playing free, online games, try out nitrome- a pixel-art based website with about 45 games made by the same guess. Some of there newest games are flashcat, Ice breaker, Pixel Pop, Frostbite 2, and Fat Cat. In my perspective, the nitrome games are fun, original, and imaginative. They bring you to a plesent world where the goal in life is to beat the last level. These worlds can be anywhere from a toxic factory (toxic series) to a to a world where superheros bash through there enemies and blocks (headcase). Nitrome also makes games for other game sites. You can find major nitrome games on miniclip and mtv arcade. Nitrome is based in London, England

Youth of America, Pull up yer pants!

Did you know that President Obama, when he was on the campaign trail told the youth of America to... pull their pants- literally! He said that its not very pleasant to see other people's underwear when you sag, so just don't! Obama thinks there is no use to going to the trouble of making a law for it (which is utterly stupid) he says that young people should show some respect for the general public by putting a belt on. So pull 'er up!

Platypus

This blog is based on the idea that platypuses are fully awesomely awesome and that it isn't and argument. It is also about me- a platypus who loves unicorns with wings(funnyhaha). WHich means its stuff I like and stuff that is like that. And ya know what i say to that ?!?!?! Get use to it. Sometimes i will be screwy and sometimes calm and mad; you'll never know...